The Handy

Level Up Your Masturbation Game With The Handy

Everyone likes a terrific handy, wouldn’t you agree? Likely you’ve been jerking it for years and maybe even had the opportunity to fuck your fave pornstar in VR. But have you ever felt her mouth sliding down your shaft? With The Handy, you’ll discover a premium auto-masturbator that does all the work. So grab your VR headset and enter the vast porn metaverse.

Meet the Handiest Team of People

Sweet Tech a tech innovation company in Oslo, Norway, created The Handy. Behind the CTO, Alex Bjorkmann, is a diverse team of 28 people who strive to offer a premium engineered masturbator. Even the Norwegian government supports the technology by investing through Innovasjon Norge. You can follow them on Twitter and Reddit and join their Discord.

The FAQ Answers All Your Questions

Don’t be discouraged if you’re not a super technical person, either. An extensive FAQ page answers questions I didn’t even have. I suggest reading this page from beginning to end before using your new toy. There is a ton of helpful information! So by the time you get The Handy ready and wrapped around your manhood, you can dive right in like a pro.

Expect to see details about billing, shipping, and returns, as well as technical questions. I especially appreciated the step-by-step assembly instructions and the exact toy specifications. Find out how fast or slow the stroke speed is and even which power sources you require to get things working. Spoiler alert: you can expect up to a whopping 600 strokes per minute!

Enjoy an Easy, Streamlined Setup

I don’t know about you, but whenever I get a new toy, I want immediately to learn everything about it. An excellent guide on the FAQ page, under the Connectivity tab, redirects you to the WiFi setup. More likely than not, you’ll be online while playing around. What’s more remarkable is that there’s an offline mode for those times a stable internet connection isn’t available.

The instructions are simple and start by downloading an app called HandyFeeling. It is available on both Google Play and the App Store. Turn on your toy, and it’ll auto-calibrate. From there, pair your device with The Handy through Bluetooth, click the power button, and you’re ready to go. The Legacy settings are semi-confusing, but a new toy will have Firmware 3.

Choose Your Fave Sleeve Collection

The Handy is one product but comes with three different sleeve collections to keep things fresh. Each sleeve is a thermoplastic elastomer which is super soft and works best with a bit of lube. It’s super easy to clean them after play time with soap and water is super easy. And then you can store it in a black hardshell container that’s protective and discreet.

The TrueGrip Collection includes two lengths (depths) of sleeves. Its moderate grip is best for casual users, which may explain why it's the default The Handy sleeve. The Dream Collection offers a more natural feeling with three options. The Lotus mimics a vagina, the Lips, which feel like an intense blowjob, and the Touch that’ll remind you of the best handjob you’ve ever had.

The Open-Ended Collection also comes with three options, and they’re all open-ended, as the name suggests. For a light touch, choose the Soft sleeve. For something moderately snug, you’ll want the Medium sleeve. The Hard sleeve is for you if you want something super tight - the Handy team suggests this one is not for the faint of heart.

Compatible With Most VR Headsets

If you’re using The Handy with virtual reality, you won’t have to worry about your headset not working. This sex toy is compatible with all major devices, except for phone-powered viewers like Google Cardboard or Samsung Gear. To take full advantage of everything it offers, they suggest linking your toy to a powerful HMD like the Quest 2.

Worldwide Delivery With Exceptions

When you dive in and purchase The Handy, you’ll be happy to find out they ship worldwide. The company uses discreet billing, and the shipping label will simply read “massager.” However, on the FAQ page, some countries where shipping is unavailable are listed. At the moment, the countries on the list are:

• Belarus
• Brazil
• China
• Georgia
• India
• Indonesia
• Malaysia
• Russia
• Thailand
• Vietnam

Unfortunately, shipping to Ukraine is temporarily unavailable. It makes (sad) sense given the current conflict in the country and could lift in the future. Make sure to update the page in your local currency to see the correct pricing of the items. The default package is $199USD, and the sleeves range between $15 and $40USD.

Explore Porn Sites Using The Handy

If you’ve read my review this far, I feel confident assuming that you’re interested in this unique sex toy. So you may also be wondering where you can use it. While it’s not compatible with every porn site, a growing collection partners with the company. While you may think you need a VR headset, you’ll be happily wrong - it’s great for 2D sites, too:

• Sex Like Real (VR)
• Adult Time (2D 4K)
• Feel X Videos (Gay 4K)
• Czech VR (VR)
• Naughty America (4K & VR)
• Senses Porn (VR)
• Senses Gay (Gay 4K)
• The Jerk Off Game (2D HD)

You can also visit Connect My Handy, where you’ll find around 85 2D videos, which are entirely free. Since they all work with The Handy, there’s a great mix of performers and content. You’ll find that some videos are shorter than others, and you can visit the partner site if you want the full versions. However, for most of the sites, you’ll require a membership to view most of the sites.

The Best-In-Class Auto Masturbator

All in all, there are very few things to complain about regarding The Handy. Some users mention that the strap moves while you’re in the middle of your business. But the toy has a rating of 4.4 out of 5 overall from delighted customers. Considering the intuitive one-size-fits-all design, it’s a sex toy that penis-toting people and their partners can benefit from. Ready for the future?