Blast Away With Overwatch VR Porn

A few months ago, my girlfriend, Isabelle, and I attended a comic-con event. We checked out a few local vendors, bought some comic books and even took a photo with Sir Patrick Stewart! But I have to admit that there’s another reason I love attending comic-con events – the cosplay. This year, Overwatch characters were popular. Now, there’s a good chance you know the game even if you’ve never played it. It’s a lot of fun. Even Isabelle was fawning over some of the girls.

So, naturally, we went home and did what any porn blog writers would do. We logged into VR Cosplay X, threw on our headsets and decided to check out their Overwatch porn parodies. We were not disappointed.

Penny Pax as Brigitte

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One of my favorite pornstars is Penny Pax. One of my favorite characters to play in Overwatch is Brigitte. So this video is essentially my match made in heaven. In it, Brigitte swaps her Rocket Flail and Barrier Shield for her big oiled-up tits that she promptly wraps around your cock. After working your shaft for a while, she then gives you a wet blowjob. When you finally have sex, things get really wild. Brigitte might be known for making hard armor, but today she’s making your dick hard instead!

Penelope Cum as Sombra

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Time for some Overwatch Sombra porn! I don’t use Sombra as often as other characters in my matches, but I’m a fan of her stealth abilities. In this video, Penelope Cum (I love that name) plays the role. Let me start by saying how great her costume looks. She’s even wearing purple contacts, which makes for a kinky blowjob when she looks up at you. But it’s not until she climbs on top of you that things get real steamy. Maybe it has something to do with Sombra’s EMP power that discharges electricity from her fingers, but by the end of this scene, you’ll be discharging a lot of cum!

Megan Rain as D.VA

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D.VA is usually running wild with her Mech, equipped with fusion cannons and micro missiles. But today’s she taking things down a notch and simply inviting you over for a night of snacks and video games. Played by the incredibly sexy Megan Rain, D.VA tells you that if you win in your chosen game against her, she’ll let you do whatever you want to her. Sadly, you lose, so there won’t be any sex that night.

Except that’s not completely true. Apparently, playing video games makes D.VA horny as fuck. She wants to tease you a bit first, so she rubs herself all over you and plays with herself in front of your face. Don’t worry, she quickly gives you your reward, consisting of an incredible blowjob and hot sex.

Zoe Doll and Alexa Tomas as Widowmaker and Tracer, Respectively

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It’s two for the price of one! Widowmaker is a sniper, Tracer is a twin-pistols run-and-gun kind of gal, but both are smoking hot. Alexa Thomas looks incredible in her skintight suit and light-purple body paint. Zoe also has the Tracer look down perfectly. The scene begins with Widowmaker cornering you. But rather than trying to snipe your head off, she’s got her sights aimed at your pants. She wastes no time getting on her knees and giving you a blowjob. At that moment, your teammate Tracer runs into you. While initially upset about you fraternizing with the enemy, she can’t help but be impressed the size of your manhood. She too gets on her knees to share your cock with Widowmaker.

Let’s Hope Overwatch Porn Videos Keep Coming

I guess internet Rule #34 (or in this case, Overwatch Rule 34) is a real thing. “If it exists, there is porn of it.” And I’m glad Overwatch cosplay porn is a real thing because it’s some of the hottest VR action I’ve ever seen. And there’s certainly potential for more. Characters like Symmetra and Mercy have yet to be turned into porn, but as an addendum to Internet Rule #34, there’s rule #35, which states “If there is NOT porn of it, porn will be made of it.” Fingers crossed!

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