In every generation, there is a chosen babe. She alone will fuck the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer.
Okay, so I may have slightly edited that line from the opening sequence of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. If you grew up in the ‘90s as I did, there’s a good chance you watched this show. It was a cultural phenomenon and openly tackled topics of alienation, gender and sexuality at a time when most shows wouldn’t dare go near such stories. The relationship between Willow and Tara was the first lesbian depiction on cable television and it certainly came with some criticism. But that’s what made the show so great. Even today, new Buffy stories are being told in comic books and novels, and new generations are still connecting with the characters.
So, are we really surprised that Buffy the Vampire Slayer porn exists? Of course not.
Welcome to the Hellmouth
The great Buffy debate that still rages on today is “are you team Angel or team Spike?” The problem with Angel is that after he fucked Buffy, he lost his soul and became evil. Spike never had a soul to begin with, so in Season 6 when he starts to develop feelings for Buffy, he fucks her all the time (so hard at one point that they practically demolish an entire building – see Episode 9 “Smashed”). Their relationship is tumultuous at times but much more visceral and real. So I’m Team Spike, which is great because in this scene from VR Cosplay X, you get to play the role of Spike as he bangs the beautiful Lindsey Cruz, who stars as our favorite Buffy Summers.
Buffy Only Has Eyes For You
Lindsey has some big shoes to fill in this Buffy the Vampire Slayer sex scene. Back in 2012, Lexi Belle did a great job as Buffy in a feature-length XXX parody that you can find here. Still, within a few minutes, it’s clear that Lindsey knows what she’s doing. (Perhaps she’s a Buffy fan herself.) She captures Buffy’s essence perfectly as she enters the room in that trademark black tank top and red leather pants and starts berating you (Spike) for fucking the Buffybot (another Season 6 reference) and for being the reason her sister, Dawn, is missing. Just then, Buffy is attacked by a vampire, but quickly turns him into dust. After hurling a few more insults at you, she pulls you in for a kiss. That’s when things really heat up.
As Faith (Buffy’s on and off again rival) once said, “Isn’t it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny?”
Enjoy True Passion With the Slayer
In the original episode “Smashed,” the lovemaking moment was supposed to be longer and more intense but was ultimately cut short due to censors. Thankfully, this porn scene lets you imagine what that full experience might’ve been like.
As Spike, you waste you no time spinning Buffy around and ripping her pants so you can fuck her from behind. She asks for it harder, as pieces of the wall around you start to crumble, just like in the actual scene. Then you turn her around, put her up against the wall and thrust yourself into her (again, another nod to the original episode).
Buffy must prefer to be on top, because once you get on the ground and she climbs on top of you, she rides and thrusts into you fast and hard and cums in no time. Your reward is her finishing you off with her mouth and hands and cumming in her mouth. A pretty great pay-off if you ask me! Then, in yet another nod to the series, Buffy looks around the room and asks “When did the building fall down?”
Hush and Re-Watch This Scene Multiple Times
The folks at VRCosplayX did their homework, which, as a Buffy fan, I appreciated. There are plenty of bows to the famous “Smashed” scene from the series and Lindsey Cruz embodies the Slayer’s sexual aesthetic and attitude beautifully. This is wishful thinking, but I’d love to see Lindsey perform in a full-length Buffy parody one day. But until then, excuse me while I hit replay on this video.